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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 01:02

Just Forget it!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good.
No go.
Minds and Behinds
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Next, they tried...
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Who is/was the genuinely toughest actor in Hollywood movies?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Everyone loved it.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Resilience may protect against psychopathic traits in people with childhood trauma - PsyPost
Then came..
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
How do you know when someone really loves you?
Loons and Moons
No way
So, the docs changed it to read
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No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Unacceptable again!
What are the latest trends in commercial interior design in Noida?
share office space ...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Nuts and Butts
Why do many Hong Kong Chinese look different from the Han Chinese in mainland China?
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Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Specializing in Odds & Ends.